Walt Vandekieft shared this resource that serves as a reminder for experienced woodworkers and possibly a valuable learning tool for some of our newer members.
A portable cutting tool used to make boards too short.
An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.
A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.
Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.
One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle…
It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.
A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity. Very effective for digit removal!!
A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut large pieces into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.
Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening cans and splashing contents on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.
A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent to the object we are trying to hit.
Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door. Works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.
And lastly ..
SON OF A GUN TOOL:
Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling ‘Son of a gun’ at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.
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